Hillary Clinton Has No Opinion On Homosexuality

When asked on Thursday whether homosexuality was immoral, Senator Hillary Clinton reportedly answered that it was for “others to conclude.” Campaign aides were quick to point out that Clinton would form a real opinion as soon as polling data on the issue was analyzed.

Jolie Completes Adoption Process

Actress Angelina Jolie has completed the adoption process of her newest acquisition, a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy named Pham Quang Sang. Jolie is however expected to change the boy’s name to Pax Thien Jolie, rejecting our suggestions that she name her new fashion accessory either Fido or Spot.

Castro To Seek Reelection

Cuban President Fidel Castro is expected to seek reelection in March 2008. No challengers to Castro’s seat have come forward yet although Cuban military officials are said to be cleaning their tanks and loading their weapons just in case.