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Bono Becomes Knight Of The British Empire

U2 front man Bono became a knight of the British empire Thursday in a ceremony shrouded in controversy. Sources close to Bono claim that the singer showed up at the ceremony expecting nothing less than sainthood for his humanitarian work.

March 30, 2007 Posted by Nuggy | Bono, Celebrities, Entertainment, Music, U2 | | 1 Comment

Nicole Richie To Launch Perfume

‘Actress’ Nicole Richie plans to release a signature scent when shooting wraps on her reality TV show ‘The Simple Life’. Insiders claim that the perfume will be modeled after the odor of a night club bathroom stall with a touch of vomit thrown in for good measure.

March 30, 2007 Posted by Nuggy | Celebrities, Entertainment, Nicole Richie | | No Comments Yet