Love To Sell Cobain’s Belongings
Courtney Love plans to auction off most of Kurt Cobain’s belongings, in an effort to keep up with the price of heroin. Sadly, the shotgun used in Cobain’s death won’t be up for auction, since it didn’t belong to the deceased rock star but rather the hit man hired by Love.
Britney’s Comeback Concert Canceled
According to sources, Britney Spears has postponed what would’ve been a surprise comeback concert at a downtown Los Angeles nightclub this past Wednesday. When asked why the concert had been put on hold, Spears’ representatives indicated that the vocal tracks the singer was scheduled to lip-sync to had not yet been recorded.
Rosie To Be Replaced By Roseanne?
According to sources, Roseanne Barr is the leading candidate to replace Rosie O’Donnell next year on The View. Insiders claims that producer Barbara Walters has been seeking someone capable of maintaining the blubber to blabber ratio introduced by O’Donnell and Roseanne would certainly fit the bill.
Family Guy To Pay Tribute To Star Wars
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane plans to pay tribute to the Star Wars saga this fall, with a one hour Family Guy episode devoted to the science fiction classic. The episode is expected to feature 2 minutes of actual storylines related to Star Wars and 58 minutes of references that have nothing to do with the plot.
