Nickelback Singer Gets Into Another Fight

Combustible Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger got into another fight over the weekend, after a man reportedly made fun of his band, proving that if you really need the money, Chad Kroeger will happily oblige, provided you call his band crap. Nobody would fault you and we’re pretty sure that any insult hurled at Nickelback could scientifically be proven to be a fact in a court of law.

Paris Hilton Petitions Battle It Out

Petitions to pardon and to jail Paris Hilton have appeared on the web, with the “Free Paris Hilton” petition showing 20,000 signatures while the “Jail Paris Hilton” petition currently features over 40,000 signatures. If it’s any consolation to Hilton, 60,000 people do care enough about her to sign an online petition, which is 59,999 more than those who took the time to sign the “Feed Nicole Richie” petition.

Michael Moore Being Investigated By U.S. Treasury

The U.S. Treasury is looking into reports that in his latest “documentary”, Sicko, Michael Moore took ailing Ground Zero workers to Cuba for treatment, in violation of the U.S. trade embargo restricting travel to the island. Both fans and critics of the filmmaker have called the charges ludicrous since, knowing Moore, the “Ground Zero workers” being portrayed in the film were probably hired actors and “Cuba” looked an awful lot like the Dominican Republic.