The View Co-Host Doesn’t Know If The World Is Round Or Flat
If you guessed the headline was about Elisabeth Hasselbeck, you are WRONG!
The View co-host Sherri Shepherd was unable to answer the question of whether the world is round or flat, claiming that she was too busy being a good housewife to think about such complicated things. Tune in to The View tomorrow when Sherri Shepherd tries to spell her own last name, which might prove to be quite a challenge, since her imdb page lists two different spellings.
The Sopranos Win Emmy For Best Dramatic TV Series
The Sopranos capped off their television run with an Emmy as best dramatic series for the final season of the
Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape To Be Released?
A sex tape featuring Elisha Cuthbert is reportedly being shopped around. Sadly, sources expect the tape to bounce around for hours on end without really showing anything of value, before finally being eaten by a mountain lion.
Knoxville Getting Divorced
Johnny Knoxville has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years. In related news, Knoxville’s next Jackass stunt will have him heading into divorce proceedings without the use of a lawyer.
Isaiah Washington Fired Because Of Racism?
In a recent interview with Newsweek, former Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington claims that he was fired because his network was afraid of the presence of a strong black man on set. Washington goes on to state that his mistake was “thinking black people get second chances.” The currently unemployed Washington plans to spend the next few months golfing with O.J. Simpson and watching Cincinnati Bengals games.
Larry King Calls Ringo Starr “George” On Live TV
Talk show host Larry King accidentally called Ringo Starr “George” on live TV when asking a question about the death of John Lennon during last night’s interview with the surviving Beatles, Yoko Ono and Olivia Harrison. Unfortunately for CNN execs, that mistake paled in comparison to King later handing over $12 to Yoko Ono, mistakenly figuring that she was in the studio to deliver his order of General Tso’s chicken.
Oprah To Open A Store
Oprah Winfrey plans to open a store named after herself that’ll sell Oprah-themed merchandise. The store is expected to be built in Oprah Illinois near the intersection of Oprah Avenue and Oprah Street. Oprah.
Jimmy Kimmel Undergoes Emergency Surgery
Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel underwent an emergency appendectomy yesterday. Fortunately for Kimmel, doctors did not mistakenly remove his talent because there was none to be found.
Rosie To Host The Price Is Right?
Rosie O’Donnell is apparently very interested in becoming the new host of “The Price Is Right,” according to recent comments on her blog. O’Donnell is scheduled to meet with executives from the show to discuss the situation. If selected, Rosie would not only follow the tradition of letting female contestants kiss the host but would actively encourage it.
Sopranos Whack NBA Finals
Game 2 of the NBA finals pitting the San Antonio Spurs against the Cleveland LeBron Jameses drew a 6.9 overnight rating, down 24 percent from last year’s Game 2, with the drop being blamed partly on the series finale of ‘The Sopranos‘. A league spokesman, trying to spin the situation, was quick to point out that unlike ‘The Sopranos’, the NBA game did feature an actual ending.
Whoopi Goldberg To Replace Rosie On The View
According to reports, Whoopi Goldberg is a lock to replace Rosie O’Donnell on ‘The View‘ in the fall. Goldberg is said to have been chosen over the likes of Kathy Griffin, Roseanne Barr, Ricki Lake and Gayle King. While there are no details on how the decision was reached, it sadly did not involve a fight to the death between the oh so tolerable potential choices.
Sopranos Finale: What Really Happens
Longtime followers of ‘The Sopranos’ were left wondering what really happened to Tony Soprano as the series abruptly came to an end last night. Although series creator David Chase had no comment, some cast members were willing to discuss the last episode.
Hasselbeck Communicating With O’Donnell
On Tuesday’s episode of The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck informed viewers that she has been communicating with Rosie O’Donnell since last week’s on-air spat. Hasselbeck did not however reveal whether she had emailed O’Donnell, talked to her on the phone or played fetch with her after walking her in the park.
24 Extended For Two More Seasons
Fox’s “24″ has been renewed for two more seasons or more precisely two frantic days during which Jack Bauer has to deal with moles in CTU, moles in the White House, U.S. presidents being assassinated, nuclear explosions, a healthy dose of torture and really bad things happening with less than a minute left in every single hour of the day.
Jaime Pressly Gives Birth To Baby Boy
Actress Jaime Pressly of My Name Is Earl fame has given birth to a 6-pound-4-ounce baby boy. There’s no word yet on whether the boy came out of the womb wearing a wife-beater and toting a shotgun.
Extreme Makeover Star Arrested
Extreme Makeover host Ty Pennington was arrested early Sunday morning on suspicion of drunken driving. Shortly after posting $5,000 bail, Pennington was released, but not before attempting to redecorate his holding cell with highly unpractical accessories that are made to look good on TV and fall apart soon after.
Gilmore Girls Officially Canceled
WarnerBrothersannouncedonThursdaythatGilmoreGirlswouldnotbereturningforaneighthseason.ThefinalepisodeisexpectedtoaironMay15 whichwillalsomarkthedatethatseriesstarsLaurenGrahamandAlexisBledel finally pause for more than a second and take a damn breath.
Family Guy To Pay Tribute To Star Wars
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane plans to pay tribute to the Star Wars saga this fall, with a one hour Family Guy episode devoted to the science fiction classic. The episode is expected to feature 2 minutes of actual storylines related to Star Wars and 58 minutes of references that have nothing to do with the plot.
