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The View Co-Host Doesn’t Know If The World Is Round Or Flat

Nuggy — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:02:37 +0000

If you guessed the headline was about Elisabeth Hasselbeck, you are WRONG!

The View co-host Sherri Shepherd was unable to answer the question of whether the world is round or flat, claiming that she was too busy being a good housewife to think about such complicated things. Tune in to The View tomorrow when Sherri Shepherd tries to spell her own last name, which might prove to be quite a challenge, since her imdb page lists two different spellings.

Joel Madden To Marry Nicole Richie?

Nuggy — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:42:11 +0000

Rocker Joel Madden has confirmed that he plans to marry his pregnant girlfriend Nicole Richie. Said Madden, “obviously, marriage is in our future. I don’t know when or where or how, but right now our priority is our family and is the baby. We are in love and are really happy.” Should the wedding materialize, it would surely mark the first time the groom has worn more makeup for the occasion than his bride.

Kanye West Defeats 50 Cent In Chart Battle

Nuggy — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:20:35 +0000

Kanye West has emerged the victor in the battle for sales supremacy against rival 50 Cent. West, whose album Graduation has sold one million copies since its release two weeks ago easily surpassed the monetary one’s 691 000 sales for Curtis. 50 Cent is expected to follow in the footsteps of fellow rappers Eminem and Jay-Z by retiring. And by retiring, we mean, putting out more music.

Paris Hilton Comments On Adoption Rumor

Nuggy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:41:09 +0000

Paris Hilton shot down a story claiming she was planning to adopt four blond babies, calling the rumor “retarded,” because, obviously baby adoption is like so last year.

Barry Manilow Cancels View Appearance

Nuggy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:36:29 +0000

Barry Manilow has pulled out of a scheduled appearance on The View because of his dislike for co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck, even going so far as to call her “dangerous and offensive,” which pretty much describes how most people feel about Barry Manilow’s nose. And music. Don’t forget his music.

Talent Agency Cuts Ties With Britney Spears

Nuggy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:07:00 +0000

In much the same way as she’s used to dropping her sons on the ground, Britney Spears has been dropped by her management company The Firm, just one month after hiring them. Luckily, Britney has put on a few pounds in recent months to cushion the fall.

Richard Gere Has A Thing For Severed Heads

Nuggy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:36:46 +0000

Richard Gere has admitted that he used to show potential mates pictures of severed heads and body parts to see how they reacted. Not surprisingly, most of the gerbils were horrified.

Britney Loses Custody Of Children

Nuggy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:09:30 +0000

Reports indicate that Britney Spears has temporarily lost custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline which means young Preston and Jayden James finally have someone with their own mental age to play with.

The Sopranos Win Emmy For Best Dramatic TV Series

Nuggy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:54:22 +0000

The Sopranos capped off their television run with an Emmy as best dramatic series for the final season of the

Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape To Be Released?

Nuggy — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:45:25 +0000

A sex tape featuring Elisha Cuthbert is reportedly being shopped around. Sadly, sources expect the tape to bounce around for hours on end without really showing anything of value, before finally being eaten by a mountain lion.