The New England Patriots have agreed to terms with free agent wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth. The deal is said to be a six year contract worth in excess of $30 million and reportedly includes a provision whereby Tom Brady has the option of impregnating Stallworth’s significant other. While it’s unclear what this news means for other Patriots wide receivers, Reche Caldwell looked slightly worried during practice today.
‘American Idol’ judge Simon Cowell claims that he’ll leave the show if Sanjaya Malakar wins the competition. Said Cowell, “He’s not going to win. I won’t be back if he does!” While Malakar’s odds of winning appear to be slim, Cowell seems to underestimate America’s history of voting for unqualified candidates.