Gamblers Betting On Mills’ Prosthetic Leg Flying Off During Show

The online gambling site Bodog.com is taking bets on whether Heather Mills’ artificial leg will fall off during her upcoming appearance on ‘Dancing with the Stars’. Sadly, there is no word yet on whether gamblers will get a chance to bet on Mills trying to steal half the prize after she’s been kicked out of the competition.

Phoenix Coyotes Lose $30 Million This Season

According to CEO Jeff Shumway, the Phoenix Coyotes are expected to lose about $30 million this season. Though some in the organization have pointed out that the weather in Phoenix can make one feel like a million bucks, that would still leave the Coyotes $29 million short.

Van Halen Fails To Show Up For Rock Hall Induction

Van Halen was officially inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Monday. Sadly, the only members of the band who managed to show up were replacement signer Sammy Hagar and recently ousted bassist Michael Anthony. We’re also getting unconfirmed reports of people seeing Gary Cherone parking cars outside the building.

Affleck To Star In Red Sox DVD

Actor Ben Affleck has signed on to narrate a new Boston Red Sox DVD aimed at turning young children into die-hard fans. However, some fear that Affleck’s presence on the DVD might turn viewers into die-hard Yankee fans instead.