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Pacman Jones To Be Suspended For Entire Season?

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is reportedly considering suspending troubled Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones for the entire 2007 season. As part of the suspension, Jones would not be allowed near the Titans’ training facilities and would be shadowed at all times by four ghostlike creatures.


March 22, 2007 Posted by | Athletes, Football, Pacman Jones, Sports, Tennessee Titans | Leave a comment

Grizzlies No Longer On Endangered Species List

Yellowstone National Park grizzly bears have been removed from the endangered species list by the federal government. Unfortunately, their cousins in Memphis remain endangered and will require a lot of outside help to make the playoffs in the coming years.

March 22, 2007 Posted by | Basketball, Memphis Grizzlies, Sports | Leave a comment

UN Chief Shaken By Blast

UN chief Ban Ki-moon was left visibly shaken following an explosion near the building where he was giving a news conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki in Baghdad. Sources close to the UN chief claim that he wasn’t frightened by the blast itself but rather by the fact that UN officials actually went near a live combat zone.

March 22, 2007 Posted by | Iraq, News, Terrorism, UN | Leave a comment