Mel B. Names Baby After Eddie Murphy

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown has named her baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown, in reference to Eddie Murphy, the alleged father of the child. Industry analysts claim the singer has killed two birds with one stone by ensuring that young Angel will forever be reminded that her alleged father is a deadbeat dad and that her mother is a whore.

Mourners Pay Tribute To Yeltsin

Hundreds of mourners paid tribute to former Russian President Boris Yeltsin Tuesday. According to reports, some mourners chose to bring flowers with them while others decided on a more fitting tribute to Yelstin by pouring vodka on the ground for their homie.

Prior To Have Surgery

Cubs pitcher Mark Prior is scheduled to have exploratory surgery today in an effort to discover bones or muscles in his body that he hasn’t injured yet.

Keith Richards’ Mother Dies

The mother of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards died Saturday. She was 91. Richards is said to have spent the past few weeks at her bedside, which would mark the longest time the guitarist has waited for his drugs to be ready.