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Julia Roberts Gives Birth To A Boy

Julia Roberts gave birth on Monday to her third boy. The visibly excited mare is expected to spend some time with her new colt before being returned to her stall.

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June 18, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Julia Roberts | Leave a comment

Lohan Cancels Birthday Bash

Lindsay Lohan has canceled her 21st birthday party scheduled for July 2nd at the Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. According to her publicist, Lohan plans to quietly celebrate her birthday at home with a few close friends, by diving headfirst into a pool filled with cocaine.

June 18, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Lindsay Lohan | 2 Comments

Ringo Starr To Offer His Songs Online

Ex-Beatle Ringo Starr has decided to release his Capitol/EMI catalog online as well as a greatest hits album. Not surprisingly, Ringo’s greatest hits album contains 74 minutes of silence. In related news, Apple plans to roll out an extraordinary iTunes update that would make the software capable of tracking negative mp3 sales.

June 18, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Music, Ringo Starr, The Beatles | 1 Comment