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Britney Loses Custody Of Children

Reports indicate that Britney Spears has temporarily lost custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline which means young Preston and Jayden James finally have someone with their own mental age to play with.

September 17, 2007 Posted by | Britney Spears, Celebrities, Entertainment, Kevin Federline, Music | Leave a comment

K-Fed Knocks Up Shar Jackson, Again

With seemingly nothing else to do, Kevin Federline is back to supplying the world with more of his offspring as it was reported today that he’s expecting a third child with Shar Jackson. We fully expect Britney Spears to attempt suicide by the end of the day.

June 13, 2007 Posted by | Britney Spears, Celebrities, Entertainment, Kevin Federline, Shar Jackson | Leave a comment

K-Fed Shaves Head To Support Britney

Kevin Federline has shaved his head in an effort to support ex-wife Britney Spears during her stay in rehab. Unfortunately, Federline does not plan to further express his support by attempting suicide while calling himself the Antichrist.

March 7, 2007 Posted by | Britney Spears, Celebrities, Entertainment, Kevin Federline | Leave a comment