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Michael Moore Loses 30 Pounds Thanks To Sleep

“Documentary” filmmaker Michael Moore has credited his recent 30 pound weight loss to getting a regular 8 hours of sleep a night. In related news, several Washington politicians are eager to help Moore shed all of his weight by putting him to sleep permanently.

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June 4, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Michael Moore | Leave a comment

Michael Moore Being Investigated By U.S. Treasury

The U.S. Treasury is looking into reports that in his latest “documentary”, Sicko, Michael Moore took ailing Ground Zero workers to Cuba for treatment, in violation of the U.S. trade embargo restricting travel to the island. Both fans and critics of the filmmaker have called the charges ludicrous since, knowing Moore, the “Ground Zero workers” being portrayed in the film were probably hired actors and “Cuba” looked an awful lot like the Dominican Republic.

May 10, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Michael Moore, Movies | Leave a comment