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Disgraced Astronaut Gets New Job With Navy

Lisa Nowak, the astronaut fired by NASA after bring charged with trying to kidnap a romantic rival, has landed a new job. Nowak will reportedly develop flight lesson plans as part of her new military assignment with the Navy. There’s no word yet on whether the use of adult diapers will be included in the curriculum .

March 21, 2007 Posted by | Lisa Nowak, NASA, News | Leave a comment

NASA Fires Lisa Nowak

Lisa Novak, the astronaut accused of trying to kidnap a romantic rival, was officially fired from NASA today. While Nowak cannot receive a severance package since she is a naval officer, NASA has generously agreed to provide her with a 1 year supply of Depends adult diapers.

March 7, 2007 Posted by | Lisa Nowak, NASA, News | Leave a comment