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Organ Donors To Serve Less Jail Time

Lawmakers in South Carolina are considering legislation that would let prisoners donate organs or bone marrow in exchange for an earlier release from jail, because there’s nothing cooler than being able to say that your kidney was somehow involved in four robberies. In unrelated news, South Carolina lawmakers recently watched the movie ‘Desperate Measures’ but were forced to stop halfway through because of scratches on the DVD.

March 8, 2007 Posted by | Desperate Measures, News, Organ Donation | Leave a comment