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Bush Picks War Czar

President Bush has selected Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute to be the administration’s war czar, or person to oversee all military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, or person to be blamed when military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan fail. Sadly, Lute will not wear one of those Russian fur hats, although he is expected to start drinking heavily pretty soon.


May 15, 2007 Posted by | George W. Bush, Iraq, News, Pentagon, Politics | Leave a comment

Pentagon Loses $2.3 Trillion

The Pentagon has apparently misplaced $2.3 trillion. That’s trillion with a TR. “According to some estimates we cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions,” admitted former head honcho Donald Rumsfeld. His successor, Robert Gates, was more optimistic, claiming that “Pentagon employees are hard at work, turning over every couch cushion in the building as we speak.”

March 10, 2007 Posted by | Donald Rumsfeld, News, Pentagon, Politics, Robert Gates | Leave a comment