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Mourners Pay Tribute To Yeltsin

Hundreds of mourners paid tribute to former Russian President Boris Yeltsin Tuesday. According to reports, some mourners chose to bring flowers with them while others decided on a more fitting tribute to Yelstin by pouring vodka on the ground for their homie.

April 24, 2007 Posted by | Boris Yeltsin, News, Politics, Russia | 1 Comment

Boris Yeltsin, 1931-2007

Former Russian President Boris Yeltsin died Monday at the age of 76. Yeltsin, a notorious alcoholic, will be quickly buried this week, instead of receiving the customary presidential funeral process, because of fears that he might be flammable.

April 23, 2007 Posted by | Boris Yeltsin, News, Politics | Leave a comment