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Pentagon Loses $2.3 Trillion

The Pentagon has apparently misplaced $2.3 trillion. That’s trillion with a TR. “According to some estimates we cannot track $2.3 trillion in transactions,” admitted former head honcho Donald Rumsfeld. His successor, Robert Gates, was more optimistic, claiming that “Pentagon employees are hard at work, turning over every couch cushion in the building as we speak.”

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March 10, 2007 Posted by | Donald Rumsfeld, News, Pentagon, Politics, Robert Gates | Leave a comment