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R. Kelly Calls Himself Greatest Black Man Alive

In a recent interview, singer R. Kelly likened himself to Martin Luther King and Muhammad Ali and followed that up by calling himself the most important black man alive in his field today. Whether R. Kelly was referring to the field of scatology or pedophilia remains unclear.


May 17, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, R. Kelly | 3 Comments

R. Kelly Writes Song For Virginia Tech Students

Singer R. Kelly has written a song about healing called Rise Up, in the wake of the Virginia Tech shootings two weeks ago. According to sources, the entertainer had originally planned to visit the university to support the students but changed his mind and wrote a song instead upon realizing that he would only be able to score adult poontang on the college campus.

May 2, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Music, News, R. Kelly, Virginia Tech | 1 Comment