The Spice Girls officially announced on Thursday that they were reuniting for a tour and releasing a greatest hits album. While the tour is expected to be sponsored by Old Spice, no decision has been made regarding Mel B changing her stage moniker to Saggy Spice.
Actor Eddie Murphy subjected himself to a court-ordered DNA test to determine whether he is the father of Melanie Brown‘s child. While Murphy claims that he’ll be supportive if found to be the baby’s biological father, experts are predicting that he’ll most likely angrily storm out of the courtroom as he did after his name was not called on the night of the Oscars.
Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown has named her baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown, in reference to Eddie Murphy, the alleged father of the child. Industry analysts claim the singer has killed two birds with one stone by ensuring that young Angel will forever be reminded that her alleged father is a deadbeat dad and that her mother is a whore.
In an attempt to prove that actor Eddie Murphy is the father of her baby, Melanie Brown aka Mel B. aka Scary Spice had a DNA sample taken from her newborn daughter for testing. Should Murphy be declared the father, he plans to argue that one of his fatter, louder alternate personalities was responsible for fathering the child.