The Spice Girls officially announced on Thursday that they were reuniting for a tour and releasing a greatest hits album. While the tour is expected to be sponsored by Old Spice, no decision has been made regarding Mel B changing her stage moniker to Saggy Spice.
Mel C, otherwise known as Melanie Chisholm, otherwise known as who?, has reportedly changed her mind and plans to participate in a Spice Girls reunion, should one be organized soon as has been suggested. Chisholm had been opposed to the idea of a reunion, claiming that the “band” could never recreate the magic it had. Evidently, Mel C came to her senses after taking a look at her latest bank statement.
Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown has named her baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown, in reference to Eddie Murphy, the alleged father of the child. Industry analysts claim the singer has killed two birds with one stone by ensuring that young Angel will forever be reminded that her alleged father is a deadbeat dad and that her mother is a whore.