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Kobe Backs Off Trade Request

Kobe Bryant has withdrawn his request to be traded from the Lakers, after speaking with head coach Phil Jackson. Said Bryant, “anyone can change their mind, especially women in Colorado.”

June 1, 2007 Posted by | Athletes, Basketball, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Sports | Leave a comment

Kobe Bryant Asks For A Trade

Kobe Bryant requested on Wednesday to be traded from the Los Angeles Lakers, after calling the team’s management a mess. Ironically, Bryant is responsible for the Lakers’ downfall after forcing management to trade Shaquille O’Neal. Lakers fans sure must feel like they’ve been raped by Kobe today. It wouldn’t be his first time, allegedly.

May 30, 2007 Posted by | Basketball, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Shaquille O'Neal | Leave a comment

Pippen In Talks To Join Lakers

Los Angeles Lakers coach Phil Jackson has reportedly talked to 41-year-old Scottie Pippen about making a comeback with the team. While many analysts question Pippen’s potential contribution to the the Lakers, we firmly believe that he would fit in wonderfully in LA, a place where any 40-year-old can convincingly pull off the part of a 20-year-old man.

March 5, 2007 Posted by | Athletes, Basketball, Los Angeles Lakers, Scottie Pippen, Sports | Leave a comment