Kobe Bryant requested on Wednesday to be traded from the Los Angeles Lakers, after calling the team’s management a mess. Ironically, Bryant is responsible for the Lakers’ downfall after forcing management to trade Shaquille O’Neal. Lakers fans sure must feel like they’ve been raped by Kobe today. It wouldn’t be his first time, allegedly.
Los Angeles Lakers coach Phil Jackson has reportedly talked to 41-year-old Scottie Pippen about making a comeback with the team. While many analysts question Pippen’s potential contribution to the the Lakers, we firmly believe that he would fit in wonderfully in LA, a place where any 40-year-old can convincingly pull off the part of a 20-year-old man.