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Patriots Sign Stallworth

The New England Patriots have agreed to terms with free agent wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth. The deal is said to be a six year contract worth in excess of $30 million and reportedly includes a provision whereby Tom Brady has the option of impregnating Stallworth’s significant other. While it’s unclear what this news means for other Patriots wide receivers, Reche Caldwell looked slightly worried during practice today.




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March 11, 2007 Posted by | Athletes, Donte' Stallworth, Football, New England Patriots, Sports | 1 Comment