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Keith Richards’ Mother Dies

The mother of Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards died Saturday. She was 91. Richards is said to have spent the past few weeks at her bedside, which would mark the longest time the guitarist has waited for his drugs to be ready.

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April 24, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Keith Richards, Music, The Rolling Stones | Leave a comment

Belgrade Horses To Be Sedated For Rolling Stones Show

Belgrade officials want to sedate more than 300 horses stabled at the city’s racetrack to keep them calm during a Rolling Stones concert. Guitarist Keith Richards plans to administer the sedative himself and take samples back to the tour bus with him.

April 18, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Keith Richards, Music, The Rolling Stones | Leave a comment

Keith Richards Denies Snorting His Father

Keith Richards announced on his band’s website that, contrary to reports, he had not snorted his father’s ashes with cocaine:

The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak. I took the lid off the box of ashes, and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn’t take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide.

It should be noted that the 63-year-old rocker only denied snorting his father’s ashes and not human ashes in general.

April 4, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Keith Richards, Music, The Rolling Stones | 1 Comment

Keith Richards Snorted His Father’s Ashes

Keith Richards, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist, acknowledged on Tuesday that he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine. Said Richards:

He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared. It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

In other news, Mick Jagger is said to be rethinking his own cremation plans.

April 3, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Entertainment, Keith Richards, Music, The Rolling Stones | 1 Comment