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Angelina Jolie, A Hypocrite?

While promoting the movie A Mighty Heart, about the importance of freedom of the press, Angelina Jolie tried to censor all of her interviews by having reporters sign a contract before speaking with her. This isn’t the first time that Jolie has acted in hypocritical manner. During her many shopping trips to Africa and Asia, she has touted the importance of all orphans finding nice homes and yet, has only purchased good looking exotic ones, leaving the uglier and American ones to fend for themselves.


June 14, 2007 Posted by | A Mighty Heart, Angelina Jolie, Celebrities, Entertainment, Movies | Leave a comment

Japanese City Plans Baby Hatch

A Japanese city has approved plans for a baby hatch that would allow parents to drop off unwanted infants anonymously. According to sources close to the city’s mayor, the other end of the hatch would be directly connected to one of Angelina Jolie‘s residences.

April 6, 2007 Posted by | Angelina Jolie, Celebrities, Entertainment, Japan, News | Leave a comment

Jolie Puts New Son In Photo Shoot

It was reported that Angelina Jolie and her newly adopted son Pax, a three-and-a-half-year-old Vietnamese orphan, posed for the Canadian edition of Hello! magazine, just two days after his adoption process had been finalized. Sources present during the shoot claim that Pax was very cooperative and got along fine with Jolie’s other fashion accessories.

March 21, 2007 Posted by | Angelina Jolie, Celebrities, Entertainment | Leave a comment

Jolie Completes Adoption Process

Actress Angelina Jolie has completed the adoption process of her newest acquisition, a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy named Pham Quang Sang. Jolie is however expected to change the boy’s name to Pax Thien Jolie, rejecting our suggestions that she name her new fashion accessory either Fido or Spot.

March 15, 2007 Posted by | Angelina Jolie, Celebrities, Entertainment | 2 Comments

Humanitarian Work Made Angelina Jolie Cry

Angelina Jolie claims that she was often tearful and felt overwhelmed during her work as a humanitarian ambassador for the United Nations. Said Jolie,

“I couldn’t really talk about the situation without being emotional. And I went through a period of just complete lack of hope when I couldn’t find another child to add to my homemade Skittles rainbow.”

March 12, 2007 Posted by | Angelina Jolie, Celebrities, Entertainment | Leave a comment

Angelina Jolie To Adopt Vietnamese Child

Actress Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a Vietnamese child, making this her fourth child and third adopted one. Jolie’s previous adoption experiences haven’t soured her on the process, even though she is said to be disappointed in Zahara, her Ethiopian adoptee, and plans to upgrade to a newer model by June.

March 2, 2007 Posted by | Angelina Jolie, Celebrities, Entertainment | Leave a comment