Michael Jackson To Build Giant Robot In Vegas

Pop star Michael Jackson is in talks to build a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert. Engineers are said to have drawn up plans for a mobile security perimeter around the robot to protect onlookers should the robot’s nose accidentally fall off. According to reports, the only issue holding back the project at the present time is the monumental cost involved in supplying the robot with a large enough umbrella to shield it from the sun.

Michael Jackson Confirms Conversion To Islam

Michael Jackson has confirmed his conversion to Islam. The pop star is said to be immersing himself in all aspects of Muslim culture, especially those dealing with promises of 72 virgins.