Knicks Give GM Multiyear Extension

The New York Knicks have given GM Isiah Thomas a multiyear contract extension Monday, despite what some call extremely poor management on his part. “I believe we have clearly seen significant and evident progress,” said MSG chairman James Dolan, after watching his team go 29-34 so far this season. In related news, FEMA has dispatched crisis management and disaster relief teams to the New York metropolitan area.

Video Review Helps Knicks Defeat Bucks

A last second video review helped the New York Knicks defeat the Milwaukee Bucks, on Friday night. General manager Isiah Thomas immediately traded the video reviewer, the video tape of the game, a first round pick in 2012, a third round pick in 2010 and 18 million dollars to the Detroit Pistons, for forward Chris Webber.