Cheney To Step Down As VP?

Rumors of Vice President Dick Cheney stepping down from his post are gaining steam, although it’s hard to imagine how one could step further down than the depths of hell.

Blood Clot Found In Cheney’s Leg

Doctors discovered a blood clot in Vice President Dick Cheney’s left leg on Monday. Thankfully, the possibility of the blood clot traveling to Cheney’s heart has been ruled out, since the Vice President does not seem to have a heart.

Vice President Dick Cheney’s Plane Forced To Make Emergency Landing

Vice President Dick Cheney’s plane was forced to make an emergency landing at Singapore’s Paya Lebar Air Base, after the pilot reported an electrical problem. Thankfully, Cheney’s plane was back in the air fifteen minutes later, after the Vice Presidential pacemaker had been replaced.