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Eddie Murphy Takes DNA Test

Actor Eddie Murphy subjected himself to a court-ordered DNA test to determine whether he is the father of Melanie Brown‘s child. While Murphy claims that he’ll be supportive if found to be the baby’s biological father, experts are predicting that he’ll most likely angrily storm out of the courtroom as he did after his name was not called on the night of the Oscars.

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June 12, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Eddie Murphy, Entertainment, Melanie Brown, Scary Spice | 1 Comment

Mel B. Names Baby After Eddie Murphy

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown has named her baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown, in reference to Eddie Murphy, the alleged father of the child. Industry analysts claim the singer has killed two birds with one stone by ensuring that young Angel will forever be reminded that her alleged father is a deadbeat dad and that her mother is a whore.

April 24, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Eddie Murphy, Entertainment, Melanie Brown, Music, Scary Spice, Spice Girls | Leave a comment

Is Eddie Murphy The Father Of Scary Spice’s Baby?

In an attempt to prove that actor Eddie Murphy is the father of her baby, Melanie Brown aka Mel B. aka Scary Spice had a DNA sample taken from her newborn daughter for testing. Should Murphy be declared the father, he plans to argue that one of his fatter, louder alternate personalities was responsible for fathering the child.

April 13, 2007 Posted by | Celebrities, Eddie Murphy, Entertainment, Scary Spice | 2 Comments